demonnick666

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 22:00:58 GMT

What fun !

Intensive Care.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:34:42 GMT

The poor darling was taken ill this morning, and rushed to hospital. Where she still is now, on intensive care, the garage phoned a short while ago with the prognosis. Two head gaskets are needed, perhaps two catalytic converters, about sixteen hours of tender loving labour, and some other stuff. And all for the bargain price of 3k. Now that's value.
Funny, all day on the news yesterday, I kept hearing Jaguar were in dire need of bailing out by the government. Well I'm only too pleased to be able to do my bit, merry Christmas Jaguar, are you sure 3k is enough. Let me know if you need more.

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:41:52 GMT

You Are A: Monkey!

Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Duck or a Squirrel
You are least like a: Groundhog or a Lamb

A monkey, how revolting !

Captain's blog

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:40:39 GMT

Hurray ! At last something to report. I had a minor accident yesterday and whacked my head. It bled profusely, but no real harm was done. It just meant hours of boredom sat in the QEII hospital in Welwyn. At least it got me out of work for the day.
It was unpleasant sitting amongst commoners in A & E for four hours, at times it was like being in the Jeremy Kyle show. Rather than stitch my cut back together, they used glue. What a fucking liberty !
This explains my absence from the Dev tonight, I'm going nowhere with glue in my hair.

Captain's Blog.

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:26:02 GMT

Still nothing to report, except the unfortunate sighting of a naked old man, tottering about and looking confused. I hope dementure spares me the same fate, imagine the shame.
Set phasers to caress.

Captains blog

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:17:04 GMT

Set phasers to

must try harder

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:31:59 GMT

It occurs to me that, I don't write a lot in here.

Captain's Blog.

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:10:21 GMT

Nothing to report.
Set phasers to embarrass.

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:02:39 GMT